New Head

Someone please give me a new head. This one is faulty. My throat feels like it was attacked by a belt sander. My sinuses are full of mucus and tight. Unless of course I sneeze, then look out! You will be blinded by the muck flying at you at approximately 300 miles per hour. (heard that factoid on a sneeze somewhere)Please excuse the mess as I can't help it. I believe I need to shower at some time today to get rid of the general crust. Two days in bed and pj's will do that to you. UGGHhhhh! I hate having a cold. Only good part is being catered to by my big sis. She brought juice and wonton soup. Yum!

I forgot to mention the seal which is now residing in my chest. It periodically barks and makes my entire chest cavity shake. Surely that must be a flipper tickling my throat to begin the barking. I need a veternarian!!