Happy 5lbs Lighter New Year

Losing 5 lbs the hard.

1. Visit sick relatives. Do NOT hug.
2. Wash hands repeatedly.
3. Wait four days.
4. Think you have not gotten said virus.
5. Find out you are sadly mistaken on New Years Eve.
6. Puke your guts out for 8 hours.
7. Lie in bed for another 28 hours aching and feverish.
8. Still not want to really eat two days later.
9. Jump on scale and see the upside as 5 lbs vanish.